Just over here in my pajamas at noon in Dallas, Texas. Don’t be jealous. While I wait for my friend to get off work, I’m pondering all the wonderful things I can do in this major U.S. city. Here are my options:
1. The classy me tells me I should take advantage of the culture here and visit the Dallas Contemporary. This would involve getting off the couch and putting on proper clothes but the end result would surely lead to a happy, inspiring day.
2. The hungry me tells me that art and culture is stupid, that I should stay in my pajamas and bake Paula Deen’s Chocolate Pecan Pie. Also, I’m engaging in buttery culinary ART without leaving the house. RIGHT?
3. The current me is sitting in front of a 70 inch TV (wowzers) and watching the Olympics (with occasional channel flipping to watch Super Nanny). By not leaving the couch, I’m engaging in the biggest cultural event in the world!
What to do? Life is so hard.